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INSTALLING A HUSBAND

April 30, 2009

Note: forwarded by a friend.

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
*
Romance 9.5 and 
*
Personal Attention 6.5,

and then installed undesirable programs
, such as

* NHL 5.0, 
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NFL 3.0
and
*
Golf Clubs 4.1 

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system.

* Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems , but to no avail. 

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.

DEAR DESPERATE

First, keep in mind,
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Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while 
*
Husband 1.0 is an operating system. 

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install theGuilt 3.0 update.
*
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2..5 ,Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 .
*
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, D0 NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) 

In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend:
Cooking 3.0 and
Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck Desperate

Tech Support

Peer Kelas Pagi Anton Ismael

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Cutie Berry

April 30, 2009

a very dear alarm clock – one of my favorite (we have 4 alarms in our room)… agak aneh, but I like it when the light is on – I press the light button purposely – even when my room is bright — and my lil’ sister thinks its weird and I’m addicted to it (the action of pressing the light button)  … hahaha..and yeah, she hates it when it rings -

KKRIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGG!!

bikin kaget … hahaha abis itu, yah gitu de, li yang kena semprot..

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On March 28th, 2009 I attended this photo exhibition held @ Museum Mandiri. Hosted by Pak ‘E – Anton Ismael, for Angkatan 3 – Kelas Pagi Anton Ismael. kewwwwlll… this what has driven me to attend the class for Angkatan 4.

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Shantung Kwotie

April 30, 2009

This place quite well known for it’s kwotie.. but myself think it’s not as good as my mom’s… hehe…. well, thought of noting it here, just as a reference.

Located @ Jl. Antara no 31, Passer Baroe

The outer look of Shantung Restaurant

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Shantung Kwotie

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Jajanan dari jaman masih keciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil banget. Papi always takes me to this place when we feel like having martabak telor. Si Bapak tua itu udah jadi tukang martabak for 40 years. Dari dulu masih di gerobak ,sampe sekarang udah ada ruko, tapi tetep, jualannya di gerobak. kalo nga, kurang AFDOL… hihihi

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Siomay Bintang 188

April 30, 2009

a good snack when taking a break from the long shopping

Located @ ITC M2 – 5th Fl

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Jason Canteen

April 30, 2009

My must visit place whenever I go to Mangga Dua… a bowl of Soto Betawi + a plate of rice – a treat for the tired legs.

Located @ ITC M2 4th Floor

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Soto Betawi

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Homemade Chiffon Cake

April 30, 2009

Many people asked me, what I do at home, am I not bored? Naaahh… I’m not bored, I always enjoy my time at home, and here’s one of the things I do when I’m in the mood..

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